Michael Bay. Ugh.
Michael Bay. Ugh.
It’s story time! If you live in a major city, there’s a pretty good chance that you’ve seen someone masturbating in public. A few years ago Rob painted the walls of a certain bakery in New York City, and here’s the story of that horrid, horrid night. Gavin educates on the Baltimore subway system.
Sometimes a story needs to be told slowly, so get yourself ready for this one.
CALL IN QUESTION:
Answer this F/M/K – Moother Teresa / Ghandi / Pope Pope Benedict
Dana notices that Gavin has two voices. The one he uses in every day life, and the other that he uses to talk about movies.
Gavin gets going on a rant to end all rants, this time it’s not Michael Bay or Transformers related. We brainstorm for a bit about how to save the Orioles, before getting to the main event…
FUCK / MARRY / KILL
Katy Perry / Lady Gaga / Ke$ha
Michael Bay / Justin Bieber / Shia LeBouf
Jar Jar Binks / Jabba the Hutt / an Ewok
Rosie the Robot / Rosie O’Donnell / Rosie from AC/DC’s “Whole Lotta Rosie”
Thanks to Cody for the voicemail to start the show!
Gavin’s got a new job, with a side of awkwardness. Dana is back, and we somehow get to talking about hanging out with young girls. Dana’s hanging out with young girls lately, but it’s all burlesque and roller derby related. We swear.
Is sodomy illegal? Not anymore! Thanks to a 2003 supreme court ruling, it’s legal if you’re straight. Before that, some sodomy charges carried a fine! Does committing sodomy make sodomy less fun if it’s legal?
Inspired by the Fleshlight sponsorship of Kevin Smith’s Smodcast… if you use a Fleshlight or other sex toy, do you get turned on by things that have the same feel as your favorite sex toy? Speaking of sex toys, would you fuck a Real Doll if no one was ever going to know about it? There are LOTS of options when ordering Real Dolls. Which is cheaper a Mac Pro or a Real Doll?
Of course, PTERODACTYL PORN.
Wasn’t Alien vs. Predator disappointing? Wouldn’t it be better as a Wes Anderson movie?
Also.. THE BEDAZZLED DILDO. THE BEDILDO.
Image originally from meddygarnet via Flickr
Left to our own devices (no Dana this week), we start combing Craigslist for weird stuff… and we find it in spades!
Now that Gavin’s an Amazon Prime member, we revisit the topic of subscribing to toilet paper.
“There’s always that guy with a gun.”
Would you eat a human eyeball for $10,000? We start there, and descend into madness as the Man with a Gun returns to torture Gavin! Once again, we’re sorry Gavin’s parents.
Also, the best/worst Halloween prank!
Album art derived from Revolver by K Sandberg on Flickr.
We’re back for real this time. We start with a little insight about our creative process, but it’s a shame because Rob doesn’t have a creative process opener. And we get the episode number WRONG in the process. Whoops. Whatever.
Gavin’s got a job, Rob’s got a job & Gavin’s got an iPad. Something to do with a new iPad? Read books. Which books? Jokes For All Occasions by Anonymous (aka The Racist Joke Book).
Also… is Gavin part Nazi?
Album art derived from F.B. (pg 79), No 3055, page 7 by Brendan Riley on Flickr