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119: 520-505-1CUP

Episode 119 - 520-515-1CUP

We could have easily called this one “The Sound of One Man Pooping”

Why aren’t you calling us? Let’s make a deal. You make a phone call, we play it on the air…

We go to SXSW and meet captaincrazypants, who is the purveyor of withoutpants.com. We go to Brooklyn and walk up Park Slope’s Fifth Avenue.

118: Make the Flavour Better

Put It In Your Ears

A little Wikipedia Discussion Theater and…

Dana wants guys to take pills to change the flavor of their semen. Is there a pill for that? OF COURSE THERE IS. And of course it’s made in Canada. What’s a “Turkey Sandwich”? It involves braces and you’ll never look at a turkey sandwich the same way again. For Dana’s knowledge, there are things guys can do to change their flavor, but it’s a list of how to live a better life. Included for the ladies (and some gentlemen)! A list of health benefits of eating semen!

Rob watches the new Rammstein video. It’s SUPER NSFW: Pussy. Here are some of the lyrics:

You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what’s the problem
Let’s do it quick
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short so I can’t wait
Take me now, oh, don’t you see
I can’t get laid in Germany

Put It In Your Speed Dial

Put It In Your PhoneWe were inspired after seeing Meadows’ tweet putting us into her phone under “Drunk Dial”, that we’re going to make it easier for everyone to put our contact information into their phones.

Right Click to Save: Put It In Your Ears Contact Card

Of course if you don’t know what to do with a vCard file, youcould just enter this information into your phone:

Name: Drunk Dial
Company: Put It In Your Ears
Phone: 520-505-1CUP (520-505-1287)
EMail: putitinyourears@gmail.com

117: The Falafel Thing

Put It In Your Ears 117We’re back and this one’s a doozy.

Where’s Gavin been? Gavin explains… kinda.
Rob figured out what his AXE deodorant smells like, and we come up with an idea for a new deodorant.
Bill O’Reilly and… the falafel thing.

Also, don’t forget to call the new listener line and leave a confession, a recording of you watching 2girls1cup or a drunk dial.

116: Age Gaps

116-300What’s the story when Rob had a gun aimed at him? It has a bit to do with dating a girl who was much younger than him. The age gap wasn’t so bad, but she was in high school at the time and he was in college. It’s not as bad as Hulk Hogan or his wife, but it’s still kinda bad. What the hell is wrong with Kevin Federline lately? Has the order in his life left him with Britney Spears? Dina calls this a “Jon Gosselin” and Rob can relate. The last time his wife was out of town, his world unraveled.

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album art inspired by http://www.flickr.com/photos/70267096@N00/28399060/ via flickr

115: Terrible Advice

115-300Rob’s got some terrible advice for Laura and Dina from Hey Girl Hey. Dana urges that not to take the advice, despite it working for Rob and his wife.

album art based on http://www.flickr.com/photos/donsolo/2426069580/ via Flickr