It’s story time! If you live in a major city, there’s a pretty good chance that you’ve seen someone masturbating in public. A few years ago Rob painted the walls of a certain bakery in New York City, and here’s the story of that horrid, horrid night. Gavin educates on the Baltimore subway system.
Sometimes a story needs to be told slowly, so get yourself ready for this one.
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Everyone has their flaws. For Rob, it’s not knowing the difference between sex and wetting the bed. For Dana, it’s the difference between getting drunk and going on a date. For Kazuke, the Japanese guy who contacted us in the middle of this episode, it’s not knowing the right time to tell someone that he “is masturbation”.
How does one become masturbation?
I’m Japanese, 22 now and masturbation. What do you want? There are camera microphone.
Album art derived from this image: http://www.flickr.com/photos/christopherwilkie/115704500/ via Flickr
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Gavin has an admission that leads down the rabbit hole of Yahoo Answers.
Question #1: Masturbating with hair conditioner/shampoo?
Question #2: How is Babby Formed????
Question #3: What is an orgasm and where can you buy one from?
Question #4: I want a certain girl to give me felaccio? (link no longer works)
Somewhere down the line, you might come across one of the most prolific Yahoo Answer-er out there. With more than SIX THOUSAND RESPONSES is bender_xr217
If Yahoo Answers can’t give you the answers that you want, maybe you can check Lance Armstrong’s Guide to Masturbation
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Today’s show is a bit more laid back than usual. You could perhaps blame it on Dana and Rob’s drinking of beer or Gavin’s lack of beer. Whatever the reason, there’s no real excuse for not being able to synchronize a count to three. Rob tries to get behind Dana’s thoughts, but she gets sidetracked thinking about having a superpower. Gavin gets sidetracked by his dreams.
Have you heard the story about the woman and the pine cone? – http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2349648.ece Believe it or not, it actually happened. Dana wants to create a TMZ for strange insertion news, and who knows? It might just happen.
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