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123 – Pterodactyl Porn

August 27, 2010 – 1:24 am

Pterodactyl Porn - Episode 123 Put It In Your EarsThanks to Cody for the voicemail to start the show!

Gavin’s got a new job, with a side of awkwardness. Dana is back, and we somehow get to talking about hanging out with young girls. Dana’s hanging out with young girls lately, but it’s all burlesque and roller derby related. We swear.

Is sodomy illegal? Not anymore! Thanks to a 2003 supreme court ruling, it’s legal if you’re straight. Before that, some sodomy charges carried a fine! Does committing sodomy make sodomy less fun if it’s legal?

Inspired by the Fleshlight sponsorship of Kevin Smith’s Smodcast… if you use a Fleshlight or other sex toy, do you get turned on by things that have the same feel as your favorite sex toy? Speaking of sex toys, would you fuck a Real Doll if no one was ever going to know about it? There are LOTS of options when ordering Real Dolls. Which is cheaper a Mac Pro or a Real Doll?

Of course, PTERODACTYL PORN.

Wasn’t Alien vs. Predator disappointing? Wouldn’t it be better as a Wes Anderson movie?

Also.. THE BEDAZZLED DILDO. THE BEDILDO.

Image originally from meddygarnet via Flickr

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082: Sounds Like Cook Islands

August 10, 2009 – 5:01 pm

082-300Ever think to yourself “I wonder what a domain in the Cook Islands looks like?” Well, you can ask the Google Cock. No seriously, the domain names that come from the Cook Islands end in co.ck. Names like good.co.ck and big.co.ck are still available. Buy now! Be dialing!

Speaking of “sounds like”, if someone asks you to sound them, SAY NO. JUST SAY NO.

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048: Action Toys

May 13, 2009 – 12:00 am

Action Toys - Episode 48 of Put It In Your Ears album artOur 50th published episode!

There’s a difference between never having someone hit on you and being oblivious to it. Don’t try it with Dana though, she’s generally not too nice to random dudes. Even ones with mustaches! Mustaches and mullets are like Canada’s national uniform. Can you believe it? Dana’s nice to the people behind the counter at sex shops, but not guys hitting on her.

Gavin and Rob’s experience in Canada is limited (can you believe it?!) but Rob’s been to Sherbrooke before. Does that count as experience? Naturally, the conversation devolves into talk about the Fleshlight, complete with bickering between Gavin and Dana. Too bad Rob can’t get through a conversation without laughing about something on Wikipedia. Also, the difference between the buttocks and the anus.

And a musical guest! Thank to Langley from Door From Hell Media.

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